Squeeze Some More OJ Out Of That Glove!

Oh, man, what a wierd day. So they finally get OJ for something other than the murder of his wife...which, by the by, he probably (nay, definitely) did. He gets off of those charges, and now he's going back to court to defend himself against some good old-fashioned looting! Where's this going to end?

The media's playing it up like it's no big deal. Check out what CNN had to say:

http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/law/09/14/simpson/index.html

This is rediculous. You know he did it. How can you think he didn't? He's breaking into a hotel room to steal his own memorabilia back? Why hadn't we heard of this before? I mean, if someone broke into his house and stole a bunch of his sports stuff, it'd be in the news, right? So, OJ is in trouble again, and there's nothing he can do now, other than rely on his crack defense team that's been working overtime trying to keep him out of the news.

-Anteaus